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Teso Dos Bichos

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Scully's pissed. Smut ensues.

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From the author: "'Teso dos Bichos' seems to make it onto every Philes' 10 Most Hated list. Could a post ep salvage this universally unpopular episode? ~nervous laugh~ Good thing I enjoy a challenge."