Title: Love Hurts Author: SueBee E-mail: SueBeePhile@aol.com Summary: Sometimes, love hurts Classification: MSR, Vignette Rating: NC-17 Spoilers: Fight Club Post-EP Archive: Yes to Spooky's, Gossamer, and whoever may want it. If possible, drop me a line and let me know where it is going. Feedback: I would love it! Disclaimer: Not mine. Don't sue. Author's notes at the end. ************************************* Scully winced. "Ow! Mulder it hurts like that!" She bit her lip to keep from moaning, but he wouldn't relent. "Scully, if you relax, it will be over in no time." Almost unable to stand it, she stared up at the ceiling, hoping he would just get it over with. "Mulder, I would have thought you had done this before." "I have, Scully, but not like this." He shifted to the right to get a better angle. "Mulder! You're doing it wrong!" He paused in mid stroke as his frustration radiated from him. "Let me concentrate. It would be easier if you stopped watching. Here, bend over a little bit." She arched her body. "There, is that better?" He shook his head. "A little more." She bent further down. "Like that?" Smiling at the improved position, he responded, "Yes, that's it. I'm almost there." "Mulder, it would be better if you moved to the left." "Scully, I know what I'm doing." "But, it would feel better if...." "Scully, let me handle it. I'm almost there." "But Mul... Hey, how'd you do that?" Snapping the lid on the first aid kit, he admired his handiwork. "I was a boy scout, remember? Just out of curiosity, which one gouged your hip like that?" Sighing, Scully replied, "Betty is the one who broke your jaw. Lu Lu caught me as I was running out the door." The End Author's notes: I had you fooled, didn't I? :o) The NC-17 warning is for what was running through your minds while reading this. As always, thanks to the Shippers over at the Haven. You're the best!